Why are husbands like the X-Men? They have weird habits, they live in a basement, and they’re terrified of a woman in leather (their mother-in-law).
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
M’lady... this joke is superb.