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2012 Vintage: The Wreck-It Ralph

 A guy accidentally breaks the bar top. He says, “I’m gonna wreck it!” The bartender says, “I’m gonna charge you for it!”

Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes08/25/2008 02:50Standard classic. Never gets old.
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@Scream_Fan_9602/05/2005 05:14What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Daria_Morg05/05/2014 02:36My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
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@Nyan_Cat_Space03/20/2011 11:55Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Mocking_Sponge04/28/2007 15:47mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

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