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2009 Classic: The Words with Friends

 A guy spends twenty minutes trying to spell “Zymurgy” on his phone.

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
 "I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
 Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
 "Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

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 A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper10/20/2008 21:02Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker10/23/2001 16:55Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Space_Jam_Lola01/26/1996 16:05Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@E_T_Phone_Home03/28/2007 00:26E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Mondo_Media_X10/01/2002 16:39Top tier web animation humor!
@Cool_Story_Bro04/29/1999 11:43Actually, it IS a cool story!

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