A guy spends twenty minutes trying to spell “Zymurgy” on his phone.
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Top tier web animation humor!
Actually, it IS a cool story!