Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to join my Netflix Party?
Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Wooden
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I want it that way... the funny way!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.