2008 Legacy: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new smartphone?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.106/16/1995 01:29Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Fresh_Prince_Will03/31/2009 11:26Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Weird_Science_G04/21/1999 02:30We created a monster... of a joke!

@Prodigy_User_X05/04/2010 12:30Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Ultima_Online_V05/04/1995 07:45Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?