Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to hear a secret?
Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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2025 Classic: The Ben
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2025 Legacy: The Needle
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2025 Vintage: The Otto
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39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Classic. Simply classic.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.