1997 Legacy: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to hear a CD?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@Eminem_Fan_0011/28/2002 11:14Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/03/2007 06:33That still only counts as one laugh!

@Judge_Dredd_Law05/15/2010 18:05I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Nirvana_Teen02/22/1998 20:54Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry01/20/2010 10:29In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Dodgeball_Pat08/23/2006 00:40If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Numa_Numa_Guy08/30/1999 14:44Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Blogger_Default08/16/2011 14:54Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@StrongBad_Mail12/20/2005 01:03I’m checking my email and I found a winner!