Leonardo DiCaprio made me want to sell pens and buy a yacht, but I’m currently just selling my old stuff on eBay to pay for a latte.
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I am crying... with laughter!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
RT if you think this is funny!