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2019 Archive: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Ring Doorbell” to court? To show the witness that “we saw you coming, and we saw you lying.”

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.105/23/2013 11:58Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Pikachu_Fan_8812/29/2003 17:37Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Napster_Leech12/08/1997 13:33Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Titanic_Jack10/09/2002 03:09I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/18/1995 18:42They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Blade_Runner_201910/01/2006 05:19All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei01/13/2003 11:15You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Speed_Racer_Go11/29/2009 05:55Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@About_Dot_Com05/13/2009 20:36The human guide to online humor.
@No_Way_Jose05/19/2006 01:22No way! That’s too much!

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