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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

@Encarta_User11/27/2006 03:28I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@OfficeWorker_9912/18/1995 00:26I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Pirate_Bay_9905/19/1995 17:17Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/05/1999 14:35The Dude abides... this joke.

@Butthead_Uhhh03/05/2002 12:39Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler11/24/2013 00:29May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Everquest_Solo09/08/2000 09:04Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Hacktivist_Fan12/17/2008 09:31Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Last_Commenter05/14/2005 19:19Saving the best laugh for last!