2015 Classic: The Windows 10

Why was the dad so happy with the new OS? Because he finally had “10” reasons to complain about his computer.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/01/2012 14:01Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Beavis_Butthead08/12/1995 01:08Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Bluetooth_Bot04/09/2011 10:00Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Thundercats_Ho02/08/2012 16:50Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Guestbook_Signer08/05/2009 09:05Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@HotBot_User10/24/2013 04:17Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Slow_Clap_Guy02/11/1995 04:52...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!