A guy accidentally throws his drink across the room. “The strap broke!”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
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A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
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In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
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In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Very nice! Great success!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!