“I’m defying gravity!” “You’re tripping over the vacuum cord. Physics is winning, Elphaba.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
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New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Heh heh heh. Good one.