He can buy me anything I want. I’ll take a 2008 gas price reduction, please.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
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One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
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