Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams!
Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!