2019 Vintage: The Watchmen

“Who watches the watchmen?” “I do,” says the bouncer. “And they’ve had enough.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz09/21/2004 11:19To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/01/2015 19:48I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/25/1996 10:50That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Metacrawler_X08/04/2014 20:34Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Everquest_Solo02/24/2006 12:37Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Maplestory_Kid04/14/1997 15:12@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Deal_With_It_G12/29/2002 02:08Deal with it. This is gold.