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Why did the lawyer represent the zombies? He argued that “Post-life status” does not terminate the right to a fair trial and fresh brains.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

@SouthPark_Stan01/10/1995 05:42Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Cheers_Norm01/03/1996 08:25Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Eminem_Fan_0008/29/2011 17:10Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@WordPress_Fan_0308/10/2007 10:52The best thing since version 1.0!

@Frag_Master_9911/04/1999 18:21Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Wall_Post_Hero11/29/1995 11:40Posting this to my own wall right now!