She’s still the American Idol, and she’s still telling guys to get lost.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!