2019 Classic: The VSCO Girl

A girl walks in, drops her metal straw, and yells, “Sksksk and I oop!” The bartender says, “I don’t speak 2019. Do you want a water or a White Claw?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

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In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

@Quake_Fragger11/06/2009 22:50M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Net_Neutral_9510/28/2003 05:51This is why we need the internet.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/24/2013 15:46Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Thundercats_Ho05/10/2013 15:25Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Double_Rainbow_G03/10/2012 12:33What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Digg_Submitter_0507/09/1999 05:38Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Orkut_Member_9910/05/1996 19:39A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Forever_Alone_X06/05/2003 02:39At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Retro_End_User04/17/2005 03:16The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.