2002 Classic: The Vin Diesel

A guy walks in wearing a tank top. The bartender says, “I don’t have ‘Family’, I only have customers.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9805/04/2014 21:24Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Pentium_Power11/07/2001 14:11My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Linkin_Park_Fan10/17/2003 22:15In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Chain_Mail_Hater09/27/2006 05:03I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Numa_Numa_Guy06/18/1995 05:17Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Reddit_Original05/16/1996 11:37The front page of the internet... in 1999!