A terrifying alien symbiote that just wants to eat tater tots and call Tom Hardy “pussy.” 2018 was a weird year for anti-heroes.
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Vintage: The "Lunch" Billie
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77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days
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2025 Archive: The Star Wars (Rey's Order)
A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
That was intense... and funny!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!