I’m not a fan of Velcro. It’s just a total rip-off.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!