A guy says, “I’ll have a shot of Pfizer and a side of Pfizer.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
The farce is strong with this one!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
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