1998 Classic: The US Postal Service

Why were the invites so late? Because they raised the price of a stamp to 32 cents, and Grandpa refused to pay the “inflation tax” out of principle.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »

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In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »

Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »

In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »

In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »

Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »

Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »

Why was the niece wearing 50 friendship bracelets? Because 2023 b...read more »

In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »

Why was the cousin "carving" the air? Because he was wearing mixe...read more »

Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »

In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »

@CoolSkater9801/12/2001 09:50Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Incredibles_Dash06/29/2004 22:54That was super fast and super funny!

@Daria_Morg12/02/1998 18:49My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo10/29/2007 18:05Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Doge_Much_Funny12/25/2010 20:09Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Bernie_Mittens01/15/2011 00:06I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Map_Maker_X03/20/2003 19:51The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.