2019 Archive: The “Truth Hurts” Lizzo

She just took a DNA test and turns out she’s 100% that girl. I just took a DNA test and turns out I’m 100% in need of a nap.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is m...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

@Geocities_Builder03/04/2013 20:36I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Dial_Up_King10/21/2007 23:52Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball02/16/2014 23:19Deadly funny! Watch out!

@G_I_Joe_Real04/18/2008 17:42And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Tuenti_Specialist04/13/2010 05:57A classic from the Spanish web too!