A guy in a Von Dutch hat orders a PBR. The bartender says, “Irony is $5 extra.”
Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I should make a game about this joke.