Left foot up, right foot slide. Drake wrote a song specifically so we wouldn’t trip over our own coffee tables.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!