Why did the lawyer love the movie Titanic? Because he spent three hours in the theater taking notes on who to sue for the lack of lifeboats.
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Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
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Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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