Why did the divorce lawyer love the “Super Like” feature? Because it was the fastest way to prove “premeditated infidelity” in digital 1080p.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
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The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
The Billable Hour
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
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The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
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2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
We are many. We are laughing.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!