2019 Classic: The TikTok Rise

Why did the dad start filming himself for 15 seconds? He thought he was having a “Tik-Tok-al” breakdown.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

An orca-stra.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

@Lycos_Dog10/02/2013 17:29Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Independence_Day07/20/2007 21:27Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/26/2012 10:11They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler02/25/1997 10:30May I suggest another joke, sir?

@YouTube_Beta_User08/20/1995 03:24I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Frag_Master_9911/02/1997 00:18Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Spawn_Camper_J12/27/1996 17:02I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Wall_Post_Hero08/21/1996 14:26Posting this to my own wall right now!