We’ve reached a peak in civilization where grown adults are wrestling in toy store aisles for a red Muppet that giggles when you poke it.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Tapping my way to a good mood.