She says 72 degrees is “the temperature of a dying empire.”
Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI & Space Tourism” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »
The Lion Tamer
Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my...read more »
1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Why is Gamora?" and trying to figure...read more »
A constantly nagged and harried husband...
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »
2005 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Told Me
My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »
We were having tea with my...
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »
The Final Verdict
In the court of family humor, the case is closed.The judge asked ...read more »
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The Dinner Guest
Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »
64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »
STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.