She’s eating a pretzel in an empty mall. 2020 is Billie Eilish’s spirit animal.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
One billion... laughs!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!