1998 Vintage: The Therapist

“I feel like people use me.” “I see. That will be $200. Please pay the receptionist on your way out.”

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@AOL_Surfer11/21/2001 01:37You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@OfficeWorker_9911/03/2006 09:17I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Web_Master_Flex10/02/2007 02:25I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Pi_Mathematics01/13/2005 14:39Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Judge_Dredd_Law02/07/2011 20:19I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Map_Maker_X01/17/1998 03:09The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Llamas_With_Hats08/11/1996 13:17Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Cloud_Computing02/10/2012 05:39Storing my laughs in the cloud.