I sent her a “smiley face” made of punctuation :). She said, “Is that a code for you being an idiot?”
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Bed Space
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60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
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They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
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