2005 Classic: The “Temperature” Sean Paul

I still don’t know 80% of the lyrics, but I know the “gal” is definitely “hot.”

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@Angelfire_User04/01/2003 08:05Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Diablo_Cow_Level05/02/2000 07:17There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Dumb_And_Dumber04/12/2009 19:29So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/29/2014 21:14Laughing is as laughing does.

@DVD_Rom_King02/26/2005 12:15More capacity for humor on this site!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S12/25/2006 01:37I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Courage_Dog06/29/2004 09:04The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Hi5_Pro_User05/13/1998 19:13High five for this joke!