Why the CGI? For a reboot that gave turtles human lips, a choice that still haunts the nightmares of 90s kids everywhere.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition
In 2019, Hollywood was all about the "Checkmate." It was the year...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Hollywood went big or went home. It was the year we real...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition
In 2004, Hollywood was obsessed with consequences. It was the yea...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition
In 2015, Hollywood was all about grit and nostalgia. It was the y...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
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41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition
In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
Why the raccoons? For a finale that proved James Gunn can make yo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!