What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my iPhone 100% waterproof? I need to be able to sue people while I’m in the shower.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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