DJ Snake, Selena, Ozuna, and Cardi. 2018 is 50% Spanish, and I’m 100% okay with that.
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Tapping my way to a good mood.