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2018 Classic: The Suspiria Dance

 I’ve never been so terrified of contemporary dance in my entire life.

Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic08/12/2015 11:36That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes07/26/2009 15:53Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Campus_King04/26/2006 10:44The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Tech_Support_Guy04/15/2006 20:40Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@DVD_Rom_King02/10/1999 05:05More capacity for humor on this site!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball08/26/1996 03:48Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Uncle_Rico_9805/05/2001 01:12I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Space_Background05/06/1999 03:33The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Leet_Speaker_7707/23/1997 23:557h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Arthas_Fan_0202/04/2008 12:04Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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