A guy walks into a bar with 40 gallons of bottled water. The bartender says, “We have a sink, you know.” The guy whispers, “Not in three months, you won’t.”
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In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
The magic man... is laughing!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
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So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
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