2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new haptic feedback?” “No, I just had a really good nap.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken10/31/1996 04:00Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Blockbuster_Refugee07/29/2000 03:31Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/13/2015 21:25Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Jackass_Johnny08/25/2000 08:39Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Deal_With_It_G10/19/2004 10:39Deal with it. This is gold.

@Android_Bot_9905/07/2007 23:36Beep boop. Humor recognized.

@Hashtag_Master06/03/2013 08:50#funny #joke #retro #90s