2006 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

@Discman_Skipper11/30/2015 08:52Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Burning_CDs10/14/2015 16:35I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@SimCity_Mayor01/26/2005 09:10Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Thundercats_Ho09/10/1996 19:55Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Pretty_In_Pink08/03/2002 18:51Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Fat_Bastard_Get03/22/1998 02:42Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Filter_Fanatic07/04/2014 14:18This joke looks better with a sepia filter.