He asked for my ‘Crypto-Wallet’ keys as a security deposit.
Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
This humor took me to new heights!