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2019 Classic: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using a ‘Smart-Drill’.” “Does it have ‘Auto-Correct’?” “I hope so, Dave. I really hope so.”

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Genetic Wonder
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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Prescription
"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

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67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
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69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/25/1997 15:16At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Charmed_Ones08/09/1996 19:26The power of three... laughs!
@Agent_Smith_0112/21/2013 15:32It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Sion_Partier02/02/2005 09:49The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan08/30/1997 14:09Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs12/10/2015 19:21Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Beanie_Campbell11/16/2015 07:16True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Dancing_Baby_9607/15/2005 23:41Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

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