2002 Classic: The Stress

“You’re stressed about your portfolio.” “No, I’m stressed because my ‘Portfolio’ is currently worth three gumdrops.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

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My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

@T9_Texter02/22/2001 20:174-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Retro_Gamer_Girl12/06/2003 19:29Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Napster_Leech07/25/2003 08:25Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Zoolander_Derek02/17/2009 23:24What is this? A joke for ants?

@Blade_Runner_201911/07/2005 06:35All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S09/29/2004 01:02I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Jackass_Johnny04/24/2004 19:11Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Scumbag_Steve_X12/03/2012 08:31Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.