“Is that a Demogorgon?” “No, that’s just the bouncer when you haven’t paid your tab.”
Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!