“Your heart sounds like a low-battery alert.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The human guide to online humor.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.