2008 Archive: The Stethoscope

“Your heart sounds like a sinking ship.” “Is that bad?” “Only if you’re the captain.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad03/27/2013 20:42Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/03/2013 20:56Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Karate_Kid_Wax11/21/1999 10:55Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Hide_The_Pain_H08/10/1997 10:30I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Metacrawler_X10/16/2001 09:05Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Mondo_Media_X09/21/2011 02:32Top tier web animation humor!