1996 Archive: The Starter Jacket

My husband is 35. Why is he wearing a jacket that makes him look like a backup quarterback for the Charlotte Hornets?

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan03/08/2002 05:04Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Men_In_Black_K02/10/2008 10:17We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Pirate_Bay_9901/05/2008 11:55Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Agent_Smith_0101/12/2007 09:42It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Pedro_For_Pres03/12/2000 12:42Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.